This Christmas, when you fly over my roof and try to climb into my house through the chimney, you might have a problem. You see, we don't have a chimney at my house because it is hot in our country. So, please come into our house through the front door. We'll make sure to leave it unlock for you on Christmas eve. Please, don't come in front the back door because you might be mistaken for a thief, and my dog, Lucky, might chase after you and bite you because he sleeps at the back of our house.
Santa, I have prepared a Christmas tree for you to put my present underneath it. Even though my tree is small, I am sure you can still fit my present underneath it. Cause you see, I only want one thing for Christmas this year and it is a one-way plane ticket to St. George, Utah.
Santa, have you ever wanted a Christmas present for yourself? Have you ever been tired of giving, and not getting? I would like to give you a present in return, Santa. Come by my house at midnight on Christmas eve and it will be there, under my tree, in a box wrapped in silver paper.
Merry Christmas, Santa. Though I will be asleep when you arrive, you still will be remembered and thanked.
Hugs and kisses,