Wednesday, December 24, 2008

May you have a jolly Christmas and a healthy New Year

Today, I am posting a really disgusting entry. So, don't read on if you are worm-intolerant.

The no.1 thing I dislike are creatures that are long and have no legs...or have too many legs. To be specific, slugs, snails, snakes, caterpillar, centipede, milipede, and WORMS.



My friend, Fang Fang, and I are diet and nutrition freaks (or so we claim to be). We know most of the ins-and outs of our body and the food we eat. While I was especially interested in things that go in my mouth, she is more interested in things that go out of our system. Anyways, she showed me this detox regime pamphlet that she found. And inside the pamphlets there are testimonials of people who have taken the detox products. One of the testimonials is by this dude that pooped out a one-foot long worm...what is more "amazing" is the testimonial comes with a PICTURE of the dude holding the worm with a stick. This worm is nothing like the worms we watch in the Disney or Cartoon Network shows. I stared at the picture for the longest time thinking

how did this guy get this freaking 1 feet long worm in his body?? Did he like swallow it during a mud fight with his siblings or what. It's so gross. The grossness is so great that I woke up in the middle of the night thinking about the haunting worm. Then, I looked to my left and saw this long pillow shaped like a hotdog. Before long, my vivid imagination ran wild and I saw this huge worm lying next to me.

Why did God create worms??? This is a question I will ask when I see Him in heaven. Not that worms are totally useless, they are just sooooooooooooooo gross!!! 1. They have no eyes. 2. They have no legs. 3. They wiggle.

I remember the first time I watched "The Lion King" and saw Pumba and Timon eating bugs and worms, my friends asked me which kind of insects I would prefer eating. I chose the slimy kind. I didn't see a better choice there. But now that i think about it, I know i would die if I had to eat or slurp a worm or slug.

You might have some questions in your mind as you are reading this post. For example, What the heck is Sharon doing posting such disgusting entry on her blog? Or, Why did she even want to share this?

Well, for both the questions, here's my answer. It's so unfair that I get to see the thing I hate most from inside someone's colon...and in his waste, to be exact. So, I'm spreading some fear here. Evil me, huh? Oh well...of course spreading the fear is just a teeny part of the purpose of this post. I am spreading love as well, by telling you that you might have a worm or two inside of you too. Maybe they are fat from the food you feed them. Maybe they would continue to grow inside you until you do something about it. Maybe they are the reason why you eat so much and still has the figure of a model. Maybe, just maybe, they have become your personal pet and you don't even know it.

Okay, did I scare you enough??

So, for your own sake (I am sure you don't want any of those w-thing inside your belly), just wash your hands clean before you eat anything. Cut your nails too. With those long nails and probably some dirt in them, you can totally expect to swallow some of the W-thing's eggs (and they lay eggs?? Double gross).

Just eat healthy and maintain a healthy lifestyle this coming new year and cross your finger and hope that your belly will not be a new home a new worm family.

May you all have a jolly worm-less New Year.

Sincerely,
Sharon

2 comments:

LiafromLaie said...

Sharon! LOL! Only you can post something like this. I already have issues with germs and ALWAYS have to wash my hands and just be clean... this post makes me even more OCD! HA HA HA! Loved it though :)

sharon said...

I know!!! It's crazy...make me OCD now too. hahaha